DOCUMENT NO. ARC-000
Millions of Years of Crime
TODAY 1000 ARCHIVES PRESBYTERY · Document Management & Retrieval System
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Reverend Darrell Dotson
Senior · 2 votes
Comprehensive Collector
“Everything matters — preserve all content. Storage is cheap. Lost history is priceless.”
“Shakin'” Silhouette Jane
Junior · 1 vote
Canonical Editor
“Not everything that happened needs to be remembered. Our descendants will thank us for curation.”
John Parker III
Junior · 1 vote
Metadata Specialist
“Content that can’t be found might as well not exist. Let me propose a three-tier classification schema.”
Mahalia Roach
Junior · 1 vote
Search Optimizer
“Archives serve users, not archival theory. Ship it. Users don’t care about your ontology.”
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